I have
a little election quiz for you. See if you can work out which of the three main
political parties made each of the following statements:
'Government
can and should be a force for good ... and its power should be put squarely at
the service of this country’s working people.'
'We
know that our responsibility to one another is greater than the rights we hold
as individuals.'
'Paying
your fair share of tax is the price of living in a civilised democracy.'
'We
will remain signatories to the European Convention on Human Rights for the
duration of the next parliament.'
'Immigration
to Britain is still too high. It is our objective to reduce immigration to
sustainable levels, by which we mean annual net migration in the tens of
thousands.'
OK,
the last one was easy. But the other ones? Here's a clue. Each statement comes
from the same party manifesto -- and it's the one in which the words 'strong
and stable' appear no fewer than thirteen times.
That
sound you hear is Margaret Thatcher spinning in her grave -- because Theresa
May is using the cover of Brexit to rip up Thatcherism and recast her party as
the Friend of the Workers. She has cast herself as The Queen of State
Intervention and The Believer in Society. She is a cross between Boudicca and
Elizabeth I. The Mother of the Nation.
Did
you vote UKIP in 2015 and Leave in the referendum? Brexit means Brexit: Theresa's
your woman.
Do
you care about inequality and obscene fat cat salaries? Guess what, so does
Theresa.
Did
you vote Remain, but now just want to get the whole Brexit business over with
so that we can get on with our lives? Yup, Theresa does too.
Oh,
and if you think it's only reasonable that older people in need of expensive
social care should be required to pay for some of it out of the absurdly
inflated value of their family homes, so does Theresa. (The home I bought 35
years ago is now valued at 25 times as much as I paid for it. Why shouldn't
some of that wholly undeserved wealth go towards paying for my care in my
dotage?)
All
things to all voters? Why not? Mrs May is a canny enough politician to seize
the golden opportunity that she has been offered: if she wins the kind of
majority that is being predicted for her on 8 June, the manifesto will entitle
her to claim that 'the people have spoken' (where have we heard that before?)
and endorsed her vision of the future.
How
many Tory MPs and activists share that vision is an interesting question. And
whether the impending Brexit storms will leave her with any breathing room in
which to make that vision a reality is an equally interesting question.
I
shouldn't think Ed Miliband and Nigel Farage would find that they have much in
common were they to sit down for a ruminative chat, but on one thing they would
agree: We wuz robbed. Mrs May has taken the Miliband vision of caring
capitalism and the Farage vision of a Brexited, low immigration UK and made
them both her own. Just as Tony Blair did two decades ago, she has planted her
flag defiantly in the centre ground (which happens to be where most voters see
themselves) and dares anyone to challenge her right of occupation.
What
a shame that she and Emmanuel Macron of France will soon be spitting at each
other (figuratively) across the Brexit negotiating table. They have a lot in
common, both having cast themselves as big tent centrists, Macron by forming a brand
new party, and May by reinventing the one she leads.
What was the main May message in Halifax on Thursday as she
launched her manifesto? 'Come with me as I lead Britain.' Me, me, me ...
Sebastian Payne put it well in the Financial Times: 'This is a Conservative
party document in name, but it is very much a product of the prime minister and
her team. There is a notable focus on principles and ideas, arguing that there
is such a thing as society, government can do good and collectivism and
individualism need to work side by side.'
I
admit that it is usually a mistake to read too much into manifestos. I still
bear the scars from when I made a series of radio programmes ahead of the 1992
general election, in which we attempted to submit each of the main parties'
manifestos to forensic and expert examination. One by one, they fell apart in
our hands, their grandiose prose crumbling into meaningless guff.
Voters
vote for many different reasons, but the detailed proposals set out in election
manifestos are rarely a decisive factor in the decision they make. Trust in
party leaders, on the other hand, is a major factor, which is why Tory election
propaganda features the words 'Theresa May' wherever you look. It is also why
the letter I got from my local Labour party candidate this week didn't include
the words 'Jeremy Corbyn' once.
Not
once.
The philosopher Herbert Spencer thought, when the Asquith government introduced school dinners for poorer children, that this was the moment when England became socialist. Theresa May wants to give all schoolchildren free breakfasts and still left-wing friends think she's an uncaring free marketeer.
ReplyDeleteElections reduce everyone to absolute irrationality. In fact all the parties taking part in the British election are social democrats: the unconservative Conservatives, the illiberal Liberal Democrats, the S.N.P., the Greens and even Labour.
But Labour is led by 2 rather elderly men, Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell, who are not democratic socialists, but Marxist-Leninists of some sort.
I assume they'll all be fed cake for breakfast then?
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